♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE HOMICIDAL JASHINIST!!!♥

And what better way to celebrate a birthday than writing a fic?!? This idea popped into my head last night and I wrote it as fast as I could. Constructive criticism is welcome, there's probably something I messed up when writing this thing, but I wanted to finish it before Hidan's birthday was up. >.>;;;

Anyways, enough rambling, onto the fic! And pardon my utter fail at a creative title.

Title: Birthday Surprise
Fandom: Naruto
Characters/Pairings: Hidan, Kakuzu, slight KakuHida
Rating: T+/M-ish for Hidan's mouth and brief moment of violence.
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me; it belongs to Kishimoto

( You never buy shit like this ever, seriously. )